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| humans have superior technology. your cat knows this and will attempt to distrup all communications to the outside world. |
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| through this painful feeding and purging process cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. |
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| your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat. |
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| you may think its a sign of affection but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. |
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| after using the litter box your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. this is practice for burying bodies. |
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| cats arent very good at smothering people but this wont stop them from trying. |
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| when your cat does this its actually a failed ambush |
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| if you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak and an attack is likely to follow. |
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| this isnt a gift, its a warning! |
so u can see cats are not as innocent as they look like, muahahaha..beware all u cat lovers!
haha. hope this post put a smile on ur face n laughing is the best medicine!! :)) Cherrios!
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