Step over to the FARNEY side

i came across a few funny pics online
laughing does help purge out all the sad toxins wasting away inside
it feels good!! so laugh with me!!

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probably it was literally translated!

babies with wild imaginations!

this is what happens when u get a BAD HAIRCUT (on the wrong side of ur head)

getting off a roller coaster ride! whee!!



this is how a dragon catches his dinner

spotted at a Golf club



online criminals on loose

best REvenge towards ur neighbour- PUTTTTTT *farts*

Sadly only half true

Best way : BOMB the chickenland!

something u dont wanna hear from the doc..

i pity the mini scooter..its amazing it still runs!

You too can "potty-train" ur house dog

the dog behind says: "hey, u smell good. nice to meet u"

classic example of how malaysian kids get missing in shopping malls

new way to skinny dip in ur house toilet!

the words speak for itself man..

the transformation of ur house kitty high on slurpee sugar!

a few other random jokes i pulled off too:

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!" He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages. The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?" The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." "Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."

1.Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!