Fake FB profile

OMG!! iznt this such a weird looking pic?

this weido is sitting all upright, wearing like an auntie and has hair combed like a schoolgirl!

i mean the formality and the prim proper-ness of the pic is repulsive to me! YUCK!

well why would i ever wanna put this pic for the world to see?

A. i've fell off my motor n banged the Broca area on my brain thus i am NUTS.

B. i woke up with a msg from God to become a goody old saint girl.

C. i am too free and have nothing better to do.

D. i am creating a fake FB account as an assignment for my ICT course in uni.

oh, life would be so simple if it were A,B or C but unfortunately the answer is D!!!

pretty cool huh to have a course that gives marks for FB-ing.

The downside is, only proper english language (1 hint of mother tongue then its strike OUT!), professional comments, educational wholesome posts n uploads n decent pictures! all comments MUST BE PRINTED OUT! OMG!!
 all that goodness is frightening! makes me feel so rigid and nerdy wei
that is totally the opposite of what i am..sometimes the easier the thing, the harder to accomplish man..

--------> SANDRA's fake fb

check it out!
but word of caution- ONLY CLASSMATES CAN ADD ME. if OUTSIDERS add me then i'm pretty much FAILED and doomed..(stupid rule aint it?) so dont add me ya. Yes i know, the whole idea is ABSURDLY RIDICULOUS

 at this very moment i'm starving and quite penniless to eat due to unforeseen over budgeting..haihh... another day of home food!