Animal jokes and tongue twisters!

If a noisy noise annoys an onion, an annoying noisy noise annoys an onion more!

Please peel this peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

Surely Shirley shall sell Sheila's seashells by the seashore.

Which witch wishes to switch a witch wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!


Why did the chicken cross the Internet?
To get to the other site!


Why did the chicken get in trouble?
Because it used fowl language!

What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!

Why did the robin go to the library?
To find bookworms!

What do you call a cat that can jump far?
A catapult!

Why shouldn't you loan books to a dog?
It will make them dog-eared!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!

What's striped and jumps?
A zebra with hiccups!

What's little and quick and has 32 wheels?
A spider on roller skates!

What do you get from a cow that jumps up and down?
A milkshake!