i see THIS with my eye!

2 days back i went to melacca land of....err? sang kancil and gula melaka?

for those who havent the nuttiest idea : this is what a kancil looks like-

so here am i sitting like a boss in the back of gracy's car enjoying the ride and camwhoring to past time:

Sandra Cheah in sunnies

Melacca signboard! we reached in 55 minutes? she drove kinda fast n furious!

Just like Penang, its also a heritage city means plenty of old things to see

Peranakan Mansion-Nyonya house. this is me shouting across the street for Gracy to take a photo. so many cars on the road man!

i found these animal printed handmade stools so adorable! 

imagine sitting on a katak's face! haha

eventually i bought this funny looking contraption. its suppose to be a head massager. press hard on head and it feels like the shampoo girl giving u a head scrub! wonderful effects just that ur the only one scrubbing ur own head! haha

on Jonker street i saw AMAZING BRA! wow, u know wats so amazing? my guinea pig could wear one of these!

just kidding! its merely hand rest for computer mouse users..

These dicky boys are everywhere. if he could talk he would say- STOP FLICKIN me on and off! damn it, hands off my twinkie! hahaha!

yes ur right. wat u see in my hand is a boob! they also come in pairs. silicon ones that feel EXACTLY like the real thingy just that its cold! RM14.50 per boob!

sir, do u care for a boob or a piece of shit? literally! haha

The landmark of Melacca is the red building Stadhuys since the portugese era.

we walked till we smelt like salted fish ( wats with heritage places and super hot weather?)

It was a short impromtu trip and i enjoyed it alot! the gossiping and checking out mat sallehs walking around. cuci mata syiok!! ;P

we ate alot, i shopped alot and the more photos are avaliable at my FB profile!