Miss Bimbo

(RECAP ON AN OLD OLD JOKE I HEARD IN MY TEENAGE YEARS- thanks to NESHA!)

One of the main reasons why in recent years, the Malaysia Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representatives must have tertiary education or higher, is because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago... 

It was the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists were

Miss USA , Miss Singapore and Miss Malaysia . They were supposed to answer 3

simple questions: 

MC: The first question is; name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L' ?

Miss USA : Lamp !
Miss Singapore : Light bulb ! 
Miss Malaysia : LADIO !
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L' 

MC: Ok, I'm going to give you 3 more chances. Now, name me an animal

starting with the letter 'L' again ?

Miss USA : Lion !
Miss Singapore : Leopard ! 
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT !
Judge: No, no, no! 

MC: Sigh,. Another chance. Name me a famous car starting with 'L' ?

Miss USA : Lexus !
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini !
Miss Malaysia : Lolls -Loyce !
Judge: Oh my God! 

MC: Look ! I'm going to give you one last chance, hah ! Name me a fruit starting

with the letter 'L' ?

Miss USA : Lemon !
Miss Singapore : Lychee ! 
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEW-LIAN (durian) !!

This is not the end of the story……….

The MC consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be disqualified.

However, they had decided to give her another 1 LAST chance, since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with the letter 'L'.

Judges: OK, listen carefully huh ! The final question is: Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L' again !

Miss USA : Lung ! (applause) 
Miss Singapore : Liver ! (even more applause)

Miss Malaysia shouted ! : LAN CIAU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Kollect Light ???

The Judges fainted on the SPOT..!!!