Hi dear readers!
as u all know this is the holy month of Ramadan and also the scary month of Hungry Ghosts Festival!
(history itu just google lah so lazy to explain)
*random post no.1 before i get to my story.
This morning i made it to the gym with the idea of running on treadmill and watching MTV (my house astro doesn't have that subscription)
To my great surprise it was SHBAM class on roll and it was blasting such hip music i tot they were clubbing in there! and when i entered to my surprise to see a whole sea of super SEXY hot housewives (some with big tummies) wearing ultra little sportswear (imagine volleyball angmoh players) while i was the only decent one in long sweatpants n a shirt!
the instructor was so handsome but also gay (spare me the details) and we had a jolly good 45 minutes of singing n dancing n aerobics n kicking n OH IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!! cause nobody was looking at nobody n everybody did their own thing, drink water or sit down when tired. there was no pressure to peform! i loved it and i swear my mondays are dedicated to this class. will try out more classes this week!
Main story.
Yesterday after my awesome stage games performance in 1st Avenue- i felt so syiok and in control cause i held the mike n had the POWER to direct the kids n adults to do as i pleased (muahahaha!! dictator feel!). I finnished at 8.30pm, by then all around komtar area chinese ppl were burning incense n paper money by the roadside, even next to the buses! (it was FULL of smoke everywhere)
I was driving back home IN CLOWN make up but no more costume n i let my wild hair down in messy curls. i was too tired to care shit abt make up removal or apperances.
at the komtar intersection traffic light it was red so i stopped n looked at the teen boy in the 4WD next to mine. he looked at me, blinked, look back in front, i tot he was friendly so i smiled n waved! he took another sly glance and blinked furiously then he did the funniest thing ever..
he rolled up his window, closed his eyes , clasped his hands together , look the other side n started praying facing heaven..when lights turned green, he SPED OFF like lightning.
what terror he must have felt to behold the face of half creampuff n probably mistaken her for a weird looking ghost driving a red proton car!
My reaction? WAKAAKAKAKAKAKAa i was laughing till tears were rolling out and the car behind me honked for my slow reaction in driving!
Seriously, being a clown is good especially when Mat rempits simply vroom loudly beside my car or straddle in the middle of the road n driving like their grandfathers road. i overtake them, honk and GLARE WITH ANGRY BEADY EYES in the face of a clown. i have successfully scared a couple of mischevious mat rempits n serve em rite! as for the chinese teenboy..i'm sorry but u gave urself a good fright without me doing nuts! HAHAHAHAHA!
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