Top 10 Boyfriend criteria list

hello everybody

First a little about me. I'm currently a 24 redhead bubble of fun who is also a full time clown. I'm tired of wasting my time on the wrong guys so i followed my bestfren's advice to set some standards or i'll end up in mental prison with the wrong guy. Mom said quick or else else time will catch up, my eggs will dry up n i'll die old n alone. shish..

1. You must be Christian. 

-The first n foremost rule without any negotiation. Not just one by name but one who knows what n who he believes in strongly. one who is a man after God's own heart. Its my dream to have a home rooted with Christ in the center. if u dont know what this all means please stop reading..

2. You cannot be a drug user, smoker or gambler.

- no way in hell  will i tolerate any drug substance abuse of any manner outside of medication for the sick. if u haven't noticed i have bad sinus n if u smoke i will die earlier than my hamster at home..plus parents are damn anti smokers (u will blacklisted till kingdom come). gambling is okay during cny n parties but not big time gambling addict who will sell me off one day to pay off debts.drinking is acceptable if done responsibly.

3. You must be taller than me.

- Your height must be proportional to your weight using the standard AMA guidelines. hey i'm just 160cm. its not that hard. I'm thinking about genetics ok, i dont want super short drawfy children in da future neither do i wanna bend down to kiss u like a kid.

4.You have a job that requires more than a high school diploma. 

-money may not be everything but please earn more than enough to give us the security of having food on the table and basic necessities in life. A car n a home included would be a bonus. its good that i gave up on shopping habbits so u are going to save alot of money in da future! 

5. You have to be smart.

- Education does affect ur maturity of thinking and i'm naturally turned on by people who can connect with me intellectually. smart is not like i scored 20 As in my spm and graduated first class honours shit. u need to have common sense n a wide range of knowledge about things in life. so please be smart (EQ + IQ). I dont wanna degrade my words  to tadika level to make u understand what i'm trying to say..

6. You have a 5 year goal (renewed every term)

- this means u are far visioned and always finding ways to improve n strive towards the future not just being contented in one job n complaining day in day out about ur boring job.  Ur ambitiousness and determination are trademarks of a man i respect and will push me to be a better individual as well.

7. You must know how to cook.

- Times have changed. i cant cook for nuts unless u wanna die of carcinogen cancer poisoning. It would be so sexy if you could show ur talents in the kitchen! and cook does not mean instant noodles or frying an egg. A meal for 2 would be nice.

8. You must at least follow n do one type of sport.

- i dont care if that sport is extreme climbing, golfing, biking or yoga Pilates. u must care enough about ur own health to prove that u will be there to live long enough to protect me n care for me not falling sick more often than i am. sports builds discipline n character so it must be good for u.

9. You need to be a handyman.

- this means u know basic skills like changing a tyre, changing a bulb, fixing broken things at office and at home. My dad could build furniture from scratch n i saw that as so manly!

 seriously, i need a man who can do things with his hands not freak out n shout when a calamity strikes.

10. You aren't afraid of being yourself n accepting me 100%

- even if ur nerdy or have hobbies different from me i need you to show it and be comfortable in ur own skin not pretending to be somebody u are not in the beginning then show all ur colours in the middle of the relationship.
naturally i'm a crazy hyped up person with emotional swings extremely good and extremely bad. must be able to forgive n accept my dysfunctional past n love me for sandra.

Maybe u and i are total opposites but if u compliment my strengths with ur weakness and i compliment ur strengths with my weakness then  you are the missing puzzle in my life :)

There!! i've done the list. If it sounds too harsh n too demanding that is called having standards. if not i'll be soft hearted n end up with any tom,dick n harry from the roadside n regret forever..time to wake up! :)