Piranhna- Movie Review

This movie was not planned we were at a shopping mall and bam, Buan wanted to catch the midnite movie of this fishy shit which turned out to be a REAL WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
 There is no solid storyline, just an earthquake, a great crack at the middle of Victoria Lake then millions of these ugly piranhas start coming out and chomping ppl.
there is even a porn star director in it with tons of boobies bobbing everywhere! weird combination i say.

U can see Carlos Solice from Desperate housewives, Jeremy from Vampire Diaries and even Vanessa from High school musical in this super nonsensical movie.

 All i remember is a bunch of teenagers, 2 divers, 1 swimmer and an innocent fisherman getting chomped up for no reason. Hello if u read ur biology books, fish NEVER attack alive and healthy victims. they only attack when threatened or the victim looks sick and dying. Make matters worst, the fish looks SO ROBOTICLY FAKE!!!!!!
the ending was like bam, the hero died and hanging there---TOOT?!! WHAT THE....
This is a whole load of bullshit. cant believe i wasted RM10 to watch 1 hour or fake blood and shirky screams! i can scream also kay.

RATING: 3/10 (fail!)