Pirates of the Caribbean- (on stranger tides) MOVIE REVIEW

hi dear readers!

i'm back from hatyai! ate alot, saw alot and took tons of pics will share with u guys in the next post..
now its time to review the much spoken newest edition of POC! (which i got to watch for free!)

In short summary: Captain Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too. oh ya, the Spanish are also after it too but  they only want to destroy the pagan thing and want everybody to believe in God only.

blackbeard! one funny thing is his bread is like on auto-smoking mode! it burns by itself!

angelica n jacky!

one legged captain barbossa, former captain of the Black Pearl ship!

so the main importance is the Fountain's water must be drunk from silver chalices once belonging to Juan Ponce de León, and that one chalice must contain a mermaid's tear. The person drinking from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, while the one drinking from the other cup will die. (did i mention that mermaids are super chun beautiful but deadly?)

alot of searching and adventure in the middle for the map, the black magic of Blackbeard who can zombie n kill ppl with the twist of his sword. the civilization of barbaric Barbossa n alot of funny antics from our beloved jack sparrow in between it all!

 as usual, the end is the bad blackbeard dies cause he wants to live forever but drank the wrong cup and his beautiful daughter angelica lives on! Jack abandons her n continues on his life of singlehood n no commitment eventho he loves her but cant commit. Oh men!
 - The end..

Cast:

	Johnny Depp	...	Jack Sparrow
	Penélope Cruz	...	Angelica
	Geoffrey Rush	...	Barbossa
	Ian McShane	...	Blackbeard
	Kevin McNally	...	Gibbs
	Sam Claflin	...	Philip
	Astrid Berges-Frisbey	...	Syrena
	Stephen Graham	...	Scrum
	Keith Richards	...	Captain Teague
	Richard Griffiths	...	King George
	Greg Ellis	...	Groves
	Damian O'Hare	...	Gillette
	Óscar Jaenada	...	The Spaniard
	Anton Lesser	...	Lord John Carteret
	Roger Allam	..	Prime Minister Henry Pelham

RATING: 7/10! (worth the watch for action n laughter!)

Vampires Suck- Movie Review

HORROR OF ALL MOTHER OF HORRORS.

the director who came out with this idea of producing such a dumbwit money wasting show must have a FREAKING RETARDED CHIPMUNK BRAIN.

As usual whenever I'm home i go to the movies alone, pick a random one and today is my unlucky day as i spent 1.3 hours in the cinema full of pre-teens laughing their asses off to something so moronic i couldn't laugh but wanted to CRY instead.

 nothing made sense to the point it was not funny. there were scenes from the previous twilight movies, even excerpts from True Blood and Vampire Diaries.

its a satire beyond stupidity, worst than Disaster movie..

The place changed from Forks to Storks.

Bella became Becca and all her stupid frens are the same

Volturi became Zulturi and they have a chinese bad vamp

Jacob like to chase cats and Edward is metrosexually gay (he even kissed the chinese vamp)

This is Jacob the ware wolf who has super hair issues and a nose that belongs to Bambi and he actually transforms into a talking chihuawa instead of a wolf!

this is Edward shinning in the sun..apparently its his bling that shines brighter

meet the bad vampires which were mistaken for BLACK EYE PEAS! my god they were super bimbos indeed

and who could forget the lovely Sullen family. in this movie they do eat humans and they look freaggin ugly.

Among the odd things seen here and there are : Alice in wonderland, Lady Gaga as Edward's new gf, team jacob beating the heck outta team edward (mad girls everywhere) some matrix moves, gay ware-wolf dirty dancing, Gossip girl voice , Becca farting into Edward's face and vampires drinking from straws and winning prom nite!

RATING: 1/10

 (warning: DONT ever watch. dont even think abt downloading! Horribly sucky)

Piranhna- Movie Review

This movie was not planned we were at a shopping mall and bam, Buan wanted to catch the midnite movie of this fishy shit which turned out to be a REAL WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
 There is no solid storyline, just an earthquake, a great crack at the middle of Victoria Lake then millions of these ugly piranhas start coming out and chomping ppl.
there is even a porn star director in it with tons of boobies bobbing everywhere! weird combination i say.

U can see Carlos Solice from Desperate housewives, Jeremy from Vampire Diaries and even Vanessa from High school musical in this super nonsensical movie.

 All i remember is a bunch of teenagers, 2 divers, 1 swimmer and an innocent fisherman getting chomped up for no reason. Hello if u read ur biology books, fish NEVER attack alive and healthy victims. they only attack when threatened or the victim looks sick and dying. Make matters worst, the fish looks SO ROBOTICLY FAKE!!!!!!
the ending was like bam, the hero died and hanging there---TOOT?!! WHAT THE....
This is a whole load of bullshit. cant believe i wasted RM10 to watch 1 hour or fake blood and shirky screams! i can scream also kay.

RATING: 3/10 (fail!)

Despicable me Movie review!!

OMG!! this is the cutest animation of the year i must SCREAM!!

this is on par with Toy Story 3.

the story is simple, bad guy wants to be the baddest villain of all times and these yellow cute workers are his minions. he adopts 3 young girls from the orphanage to help him in his plan to steal the moon and ends up becoming good because he loves them.

the yellow minions are the funniest lovable cutest things in the world that speak in babbling language with extraordinary facial expressions.

DID I MENTION I LOVE THESE yellow guys? haha! u would too if u watched them!! LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE EM!! a MUST WATCH in 3D if u have the money!

 

 

RATING: 9/10

Vampires galore!

Ah, i open the papers, mags and Internet and find a very obnoxious thing popping out every nook and corner! can u guess wat greasy horrible-ness has struck? it repulses me to the bone!

yeah Eclipse is out in Europe and soon to be screen on local shores on the 8th july. 
yuck yuck yuck ( i have to repeat it yes i do)!

the story written in the book is of acceptable level but when played on screen the dragginess n corny love forever lines shit can really get on ur nerves and u wanna shout- GET ON WITH IT!! JUST MAKE A DAMN CHOICE, MARRY OFF , GET A ROOM OR A TREE n MAKE BLOOD SUCKING VAMP BABIES! the drama they need to go thru...shish!

Just take a good look at Edward. anemic-sun glittering skin, gay-ish freak and his super pura pura bodoh batu gf Bella. WATS SO INTERESTING ABOUT THEM?

wat kinda weirdo did the casting? either blind, deaf or dumb..i think a combination of all 3 and comparing the casting ppl to handicap ppl will be an insult to the latter..

have u seen how she looks like in real life? she's a ROCKER wei ( and a ugly one in fact). how come she talks like a poisoned half dead mouse on screen? liven up, buck up ur act wei missy!

In WORLDS APART contast to the cursed damned show mentioned above, not all vampires are doomed to such pathetic loser levels.

let me introduce u to a breed of manly macho and eye candy looking dudes who know their thang!!

i'n more of a vamp diaries fan myself! its corny still but not horribly mushy n slow paced as Twilight series!

 go download the entire season if u have the time!

The Vampire Diaries is an American supernatural–fantasy horror television series developed by Kevin Williamson, based on the book series of the same name by L. J. Smith. The series follows the life of Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev), who falls in love with vampire Stefan Salvatore (Paul Wesley). The series also focuses on the lives of Elena's friends and other inhabitants of the fictional town of Mystic Falls, Virginia. The series is a mix of teen drama and the supernatural. and Stefan's bad ass brother-Damon Salvator is sizzling HAWT!! ( i always had this thing for bad boys ;)

take a pick and tell me whatcha think!

Chubby Buan in Toy barn

This is a short silly clip i took of us after shopping in gurney.
Buan had so much fun he was laughing all the way home.
This shows that We are all young at heart inside =D
hope u enjoy it!

Celebrities' real names

check this out! i found this list while surfing today They weren't the names they were born with. But we reveal the celebs real names below:

A Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne B Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono David Bowie = David Robert Jones Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley Richard Burton = Richard Jenkins C Nicholas Cage = Nicholas Coppola Michael Cain = Maurice Micklewhite Maria Callas = Maria Kalogeropoulos Eric Carr (Kiss) - Paul Charles Caravello Vikki Carr = Florencia Casillas Ray Charles = Ray Charles Robinson Chubby Checker = Ernest Evans Cher = Cherilyn Sarkisian Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp Patsy Cline = Virginia Patterson Hensley Claudette Colbert = Lily Chauchoin Nat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams Coles Chuck Connors = Kevin Joseph Connors Robert Conrad = Conrad Robert Falk Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier Gary Cooper = Frank James Cooper David Copperfield = David Kotkin Howard Cosell = Howard Cohen Elvis Costello = Declan Patrick McManus Lou Costello = Louis Cristillo Joan Crawford = Lucille Le Sueur Michael Crawford = Michael Dumble-Smith Bing Crosby = Harry Lillis Crosby Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV Tony Curtis = Bernard Schwartz D Rodney Dangerfield = Jacob Cohen Bobby Darin = Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto John Denver = John Henry Deutschendorf Donovan = Donovan Phillip Leitch Doris Day = Doris von Kappelhoff James Dean = James Byron John Denver = Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. Bo Derek = Mary Cathleen Collins Danny DeVito = Daniel Michaeli Angie Dickinson = Angeline Brown Bo Diddley = Otha Elias Bates McDaniel Vin Diesel = Mark Vincent Phyllis Diller = Phyllis Driver Fats Domino = Antoine Domino Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch Bob Dylan = Robert Zimmerman E Sheena Easton = Sheena Shirley Orr The Edge (U2) = David Howell Evans Elvira = Cassandra Paterson Eminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers III Enya = Eithne Ni Bhraonain David Essex = David Albert Cook F Morgan Fairchild = Patsy McClenny Adam Faith = Terence Nelhams Fatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook) Sally Field = Sally Mahoney W.C. Fields = William Claude Dukenfield Jodie Foster = Alicia Christian Foster Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox Connie Francis = Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero Billy Fury = Ronald Wycherley G Greta Garbo = Greta Gustafsson Judy Garland = Frances Gumm James Garner = James Bumgarner Crystal Gayle = Brenda Gayle Webb Bobbie Gentry = Roberta Streeter Kathie Lee Gifford = Kathie Epstein Whoopie Goldberg = Caryn Johnson Cary Grant = Archibald Leach H Hammer = Stanley Kirk Burrell Laurence Harvey = Laruschka Skikne Rita Hayworth = Margarita Cansino Jimi Hendrix = Johnny Allen Hendrix Pee-Wee Herman = Paul Reubenfeld Barbara Hershey = Barbara Herzstine Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea Billie Holliday = Eleanora Fagan Buddy Holly = Charles Hardin Holley Bob Hope = Leslie Townes Hope Harry Houdini = Ehrich Weiss Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr. Engelbert Humperdinck = Arnold George Dorsey I Janis Ian = Janis Eddy Fink Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson Ice-T = Tracy Morrow Billy Idol = William Broad Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr. Burl Ives = Burle Icle Ivanhoe J David Janssen = David Meyer Elton John = Reginald Dwight Don Johnson = Donald Wayne Al Jolson = Asa Yoelson Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-Jones Jenny Jones = Janina Stranski Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward Wynonna Judd = Christina Ciminella K Boris Karloff = William Henry Pratt Danny Kaye = David Kaminsky Diane Keaton = Diane Hall Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens Carole King = Carole Klein Larry King = Larry Zeigler Ben Kingsley = Krishna Banji Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski Billy J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H Ashton Kris Kristofferson = Kris Carson L Cheryl Ladd = Cheryl Stoppelmoor Veronica Lake = Constance Ockleman Dorothy Lamour = Mary Kaumeyer Michael Landon = Eugene Orowitz Mario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold Cocozza Queen Latifah = Dana Owens Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson Steve Lawrence = Sidney Leibowitz Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam Spike Lee = Shelton Jackson Lee Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno Huey Lewis = Hugh Cregg Jerry Lewis = Joseph Levitch Liberace = Wladziu Lee Valentino Jack Lord = John Joseph Ryan Sophia Loren = Sophia Scicoloni Peter Lorre = Laszio Lowenstein Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison Bela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc Blasko Lulu = Marie Lawrie M Shirley MacLaine = Shirley Beaty Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone Lee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary II Karl Malden = Mladen Sekulovich Mama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi Cohen Manfred Mann = Manfred Lubowitz Barry Manilow = Barry Alan Pincus Jayne Mansfield = Vera Jane Palmer Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner Walter Matthau = Walter Matuschanskayasky Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti Groucho Marx = Julius Henry Marx Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday Freddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh Bulsara Ethel Merman = Ethel Zimmerman George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou Joni Mitchell = Roberta Joan Anderson Moby = Richard Melville Hall Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker) Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes Rita Moreno = Rosita Alverio Harry Morgan = Harry Bratsburg N Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray Andre Norton = Mary Alice Norton Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace O Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne P Jack Palance = Walter Palanuik Bernadette Peters = Bernadette Lazzaro Edith Piaf = Edith Giovanna Gassion Slim Pickens = Louis Lindley Mary Pickford = Gladys Smith Stephanie Powers = Stefania Federkiewicz Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson R Tony Randall = Leonard Rosenberg Johnnie Ray = John Alvin Donna Reed = Donna Belle Mullenger Della Reese = Delloreese Patricia Early Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb Joan Rivers = Joan Sandra Molinsky Edward G. Robinson = Emmanuel Goldenberg Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr. Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMath Mickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr. Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John Lydon Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz S Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling Telly Savalas = Aristotle Savalas Jane Seymour = Joyce Frankenberg Del Shannon = Charles Weedon Westover Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez Talia Shire = Talia Coppola Sinbad = David Atkins Eric Singer (Kiss) = Eric Mensinger Slash = Saul Hudson Slim Dusty = David Gordon Kirkpatrick Dusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien Suzanne Somers = Suzanne Mahoney Robert Stack = Robert Modini Barbara Stanwyck = Ruby Stevens Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam Connie Stevens = Concetta Ingolia Sting = Gordon Sumner Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines T Mr. T = Lawrence Tero Robert Taylor = Spangler Arlington Brugh Danny Thomas = Muzyad Yakhoob Tiny Tim = Herbert Khaury Rip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr. Randy Travis = Randy Traywick Sophie Tucker = Sophia Kalish Tina Turner = Annie Mae Bullock Mark Twain = Samuel Langhorne Clemens Twiggy = Leslie Hornby U The Undertaker = Mark Calloway V Rudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'Antonguolla Frankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank Castelluccio Sid Vicious = John Simon Ritchie W John Wayne = Marion Morrison Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver Raquel Welch = Raquel Tejada Gene Wilder = Jerome Silberman Shelley Winters = Shirley Schrift Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris Natalie Wood = Natasha Gurdin Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William Perks Tammy Wynette = Wynette Pugh

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON - movie review

for the 1st time in my life i went to watch 3D movie!! those glasses from the ancient grandma big specs are now more cooler and sophisticated. it still too big for my head and keeps pressing on my hairband tho.

 see we look SUPER cool in our mafia 3D glasses man..

back to the story, the story set in a land far away where vikings live and their main enemies are dragon. so they kill each other for survival. so happens the head of the village's son is HICCUP (wat an odd name to name ur son rite?) and he befriends the strongest/fastest of all dragons aka night fury aka TOOTHLESS (another odd name to call a fierce and mighty dragon) and learns that they are all like dogs, easily tamed and trained. so they go on to battle the monster mother of all dragons. (fat as a catterpillar on wings)

 the skinny goat in the middle is Hiccup and all his frens with other odd names such as Gobber, Ruffnut and Tuffnut (twins),Astrid, Fishlegs and Snotlout.

this is TOOTHLESS the great dragon. its too cute to be bad

baby dragon with a twist of fire! small but potent.

as all disney movies- GOOD TRIUMPHS over evil and they lived happily ever after...=) 

can leave the movies with a smile on ur face.

RATING: 8/10 (for wholesome laughter and experiencing 3D so upclose and cool!!)

Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief movie review

 

The title is a little weird inst it? its too long..when i first heard of it i was what thief? 

haha, this story originates from a story book written by this guy called Rick Riordan as u can obviously read above..

in summary the story goes like this,

in the skies above in Olympus ( yes it sounds like the camera brand eh?), there are many Gods, like Venus of love and Athena of war and etc etc..the outstanding rulers are 3 most powerful brothers.

Zeus, the god of thunder and lightning

Poseidon the god of the water and seas

Hades the god of hell ( he looks like mick jagger more than scary hell guy)

and so, Poseidon apparently came down to earth 16 years ago, got hooked up with a mortal human and hence a demigod was born aka Percy Jackson. The conflict started when some rascal stole Zeus lightning bolt and everybody was going into war and humans in between would suffer blah blah blah..

 

quite handsome for a hero eh?

 

 still, the storyline is kinda fuzzy and unbelievable. hero goes to place, face challenges, defeats evil forces, gets his mom back and becomes hero of the world! TADA! quite childish i think. but we all love happy endings and a good laugh inbetween so this is a good movie to watch in ur spare time!

watch out for 2 funny characters the goat his protector (no picture found) and this witchy medusa who looks like she's got bad hair day- EVERYDAY! WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!

hint: look into her eyes of and turn into stone. apparently she's into I-phones as well. ;P

RATING: 8/10- 

(good visual, sound and editing effects)