Vampires Suck- Movie Review

HORROR OF ALL MOTHER OF HORRORS.

the director who came out with this idea of producing such a dumbwit money wasting show must have a FREAKING RETARDED CHIPMUNK BRAIN.

As usual whenever I'm home i go to the movies alone, pick a random one and today is my unlucky day as i spent 1.3 hours in the cinema full of pre-teens laughing their asses off to something so moronic i couldn't laugh but wanted to CRY instead.

 nothing made sense to the point it was not funny. there were scenes from the previous twilight movies, even excerpts from True Blood and Vampire Diaries.

its a satire beyond stupidity, worst than Disaster movie..

The place changed from Forks to Storks.

Bella became Becca and all her stupid frens are the same

Volturi became Zulturi and they have a chinese bad vamp

Jacob like to chase cats and Edward is metrosexually gay (he even kissed the chinese vamp)

This is Jacob the ware wolf who has super hair issues and a nose that belongs to Bambi and he actually transforms into a talking chihuawa instead of a wolf!

this is Edward shinning in the sun..apparently its his bling that shines brighter

meet the bad vampires which were mistaken for BLACK EYE PEAS! my god they were super bimbos indeed

and who could forget the lovely Sullen family. in this movie they do eat humans and they look freaggin ugly.

Among the odd things seen here and there are : Alice in wonderland, Lady Gaga as Edward's new gf, team jacob beating the heck outta team edward (mad girls everywhere) some matrix moves, gay ware-wolf dirty dancing, Gossip girl voice , Becca farting into Edward's face and vampires drinking from straws and winning prom nite!

RATING: 1/10

 (warning: DONT ever watch. dont even think abt downloading! Horribly sucky)