Dirty politics

In malaysia there is much to complain about but what TOPS the complain list after snatch thefs, mat rempits, 3rd class mentality attitudes and *acism there is dirty politics. usually i dont give a hoot to politics cause its boring, irrelevant n messy but omg, open any newspaper n u will be flooded with accusations, lies and truckloads of bullshit from this party vs that party. 

Recently The Star headlines read "ITS ANWAR!!"

Please lah..who doesnt know *tar, *erita Harian and all local newspapers are OWNED by gov hence PRO goverment n cannot write anything bad againts it. even poor reporters (my fren included) have to change story to make the gov sound flowery n god-like. sorta like brainwashing the poor dumb good citizens of msia.

Joke of the year that beats any clown show is - 

U think anybody let alone such a famous politician like A would be walking around in his towel with a prostitute WITH another man in the same room just laughing n blowing his nose for the public to see. A man who climbed so high up to thru the devilicious ways of politics in msia is THAT DUMB to let u take his video and rub his own face in the mud. Whoever is behind it (ahem, its obvious who else) has stooped to the lowest level of dirty politics. Whatever crap the G is doing to win elections is an insult to our intelligence (they think we're naive primary sch monkeys) , a mockery to the principles this good nation was built upon and a TOTAL waste of our sweat n blood of taxpayers money.

i Quote the best liner from Patrick Teoh's blog:

It is not their fault. The American experts dah confirm da. After all, they made Avatar so they must know kan? Tun pun da cakap dulu.

Datuk T:                       So okay. You are very sure that the video is genuine kan? 

American Expert:          Yes, we have done our extensive investigations and all sorts of tests and we can safely say that the video is genuine and it has not been tampered in any way. Or has any computer generated images added or enhancements done to it. Although I would suggest you use a better quality video cam the next time you want to make a porn movie.

Datuk T:                      So the fler in the video is Anwar Ibrahim?

American Expert:        Who? What are you talking about?

Datuk T:                      The fler who fucked the prostitute in the video tu. He is Anwar Ibrahim kan?

American Expert:        We don't know who the fuck this Ann Woa is and we don't fucking care. Just hand over the money. We got appointments with the guys from Sudan next. Ok? Thank you.

Datuk T:                     Ni okay juga bro. Suruh Star menulis headline macam ni, "It is Anwar". Ha! Semua pakcik, makcik kampung mesti percahaya dan kita akan menang! Kao tim! Phwaaar! Besssss ni bro. Jom gi shopping dulu.

American Expert:       Errr...I think you forgot one little detail?

Datuk T:                    Apa tu? What is that?

American Expert:       (rubbing thumb and fingers together...)

Datuk T:                   Oh! Sorry ah. Oi! Thamby mana Australian briefcase Taib tu? Bagi la dia.

American Expert:      Thank you. Now fuck off. And close the door behind you. Please.

Eh Elo, People are dying of diesease and hunger, babies are abandoned by their parents, children denied of education, petty crime on the rise,  poor ppl trampled by inflation and THIS shit is what the gov cares about. "Raykat diutamakan" my stinking foot! Wait till our petroleum runs out  (which is already happening) then u see what will happen to our nation.

 I can only pray the next elections ppl will put their frustrations into wise votes..if not the country is going to the dogs..like seriously into the pig stys of hell..