Interview horror

Hi Dear READERS!!!

elo ppl..i'm so so happy to be alive typing this. nobody has any idea how tired i was after my horrendous weekend! if humans could puke green pigs i think i would be the first!

anyways, let me narrate in short how the interview went.

Friday- took a ktm from sban to kl. a short trip that suppose to be 1 hour turned into a 2.5 hour nightmare due to cabel failure..the train for the first time moved BACKWARDS to seremban after halfway thru..i was like shit..and the train was surrounded by tons of hostel malay students n foreigners! i'm not racist but try sitting sandwitched between  a group of bangala workers who keep looking at u as if they wanna steal ur luggage or rape u! my gosh so unnerving! bla bla..after reaching sentral i took a LRT dragging my super big bag with me n met up with my cousin Ai Wei where i will stay for the night. so damn tired but didnt get to sleep the whole night ! aircon + stress for the interview kut..

my heroic cousin woke us up at 6 am!! slept around 3am i think...make up and breakfast n reached Park Royal KL @9am..it supposed to start 9am-2pm but by the time we went there i was number 335!! there was so many FREAGGIN ppl lining up already! so scary to see so many pretty girls n handsome boys congregated in 1 small place. i felt so inferior like a tiny ant lost in a mighty zoo! 

after waiting for 3 hours plus to hand in my form n interview was a mere 1 minute thing done in groups of 10- QUESTION: TELL US UR NAME N FAV MOVIE... (i was like- wth?!)

thats all..and they kicked 8 ppl out of the 10 and elimination process goes on for 6 stages..obviously i dint giggle like a bimbo who got in so i was out!

wanna share with u the nonsensical dressing of candidates that day.

some lost their brains in the toilet as they came in sleazy cocktail dresses, make up put opera singers to shame, slippers, ultra tight clothing not their size, plunging necklines, big bling bling from LMFAO, sleeveless tops n high stiletoes that could poke cheese holes in ur face.

 i was like wth...helo its a formal event why r u guys doing this?! collage n sch didnt teach u kah? (couldn't take many photos as my pink camera was v obvious)

* i even sat next to a girl in a tight red kebaya with bloody red nail polish on her fingers n toes, wedges and 5 piercings on each ear!! looked like devil prada book thingy..

* best award goes to this malay girl who came in sweater n LEOPARD TIGHTS n slippers..flip flopping around like lost from zoo.. (she got thru stage 2!)

girl no.2 came in JEANS n TANK TOP

girl behind green plant was wearing fluffy Marilyn monroe dress

this girl behind the guy came in 3 1/2 pants n  didnt comb her hair!

After the interview i was tired like shit but still had to go do some retail therapy so we crossed over to sg wang n spent 6 hours inside eating n shopping!!

this is my cousin whom i'm so indebted to!

BAD luck ensued after the shopping as i was slapped with a rm27 parking fee (omigod!) 

1 hour= rm3!

after that we missed a turn to go back to her house n ended up LOST in kl roads 30 minutes (they r so confusing n roadsigns r useless)

Lost n wasting petrol turning round n round our car plunged into a SUPER crater hole on the hole- BAM! tyre punched n sport rim bengkok d! i was like why.....and we were lucky there was 2 malay guys from the mechanic shop who were nearby n helped us change tyres! paid them Rm20 and managed to go home..we were also lucky the car didnt stop right in the middle of highway where we could have been ram over by a truck!

After dinner i took lrt from kelana jaya to sentral only to find that the TRAINS were OUT OF ORDER!! . omg how to go home..i was with big luggage, a headache n in a foul mood..

i walked all the way to monorail in the dark (ppl were missing i dunno why) and hailed a cab who told me  lied that bus to Seremban home was in Tasik Selatan!! rm35 charge!! if all the way home it would be rm120!! cut throat leeches!

on the taxi i felt uneasy so after many tries of calling my useless bro he picked up n told me it was actually in Pasar Seni only..took a detour back and paid additional rm5 for nothing!

At the Pasar Seni station there was NOBODY except more foreign workers..i ran to the 1st malay trader selling fruits n asked whether there was a bus. he said last bus 10pm! and my watch was 9.55pm..after waiting alone like a mad woman the bus came. 6 ppl got on board n that was the ONLY bus left. the other guy in bus told me he came out of KTM train cause cables broke due to overload n ppl have been stranded for HOURS!! omigod i'm so lucky to be able to go home on the LAST BUS!! (pity the ppl who have to go home after 10pm work)

when i reached home i didnt have the strength to bathe or reflect what happened in 24 hours. i just collapsed n slept..thank God i'm alive !

the end of my horrible weekend. guess its back to clowning now n waiting for boring old teaching post!