Wednesday, June 29, 2011

'Night of the Demons' has Halloween gore

Night of the Demons (2010)
Starring: Diora Baird, Shannon Elizabeth, Edward Furlong, Monica Keena, Bobbi Sue Luther, John F. Beach, Michael Copon, and Tiffany Shepis
Director: Adam Gierash
Stars: Five of Ten Stars

After an illicit rave in a mansion that was the sight of mysterious disappearances and murder on Halloween night some 90 years ago, the party organizer (Elizabeth) and six friends accidentally discover what happened. In doing so, they awaken demons that have until dawn to possess and destroy seven humans in order escape their prison inside the house.


"Night of the Demons" is a remake of the 1988 horror fan-favorite of the same title. It sat on a shelf at the studio for a year before being released directly to DVD, has a more satisfying ending than the 1988 original (and, in an amusing way, manages to present one of those "final moment twists" I so often rail about that actually works), but other than that it doesn't measure up.

There is only one scene that's as scary and strange as anything in the 1988 film--involving lipstick and about a gallon of blood--but everything else is what we've come to expect from a movie about beautiful young people trapped in a house with demons that possess them and pick them off, one by one. The film has the further flaw that the characters aren't actually trapped, but appear merely to be too dumb to scale the wall around the mansion's grounds; the gate is mysteriously locked, but what's to stop them from giving one of their number a boost over the wall so that person can get a locksmith?

"Night of the Demons" is a fast paced, competently made but unspectacular horror flick. The stars all deliver good performances, it's got just enough story and character development to keep me happy, and its spiced up with plenty of gore and jiggling naked boobs to make me even happier. Perhaps if such a clear line hadn't been drawn to the 1988 title (if it had been called "House of Demons" or "Seven Until Dawn" or some-such), I would have considered it to be among the better paint-by-number horror flicks out there. As it is, however, it suffers by the comparisons it invites and therefore calls attention to the fact that it really does fall at the bottom end of average.






Monday, June 27, 2011

perfect sunday


A perfect sunday begins when u wake up on the RIGHT side of bed- smiling from enough sleep n no sinus sneezing at night.


 After that u go to work as a clown, make ppl laugh at ur lame jokes n silly antics, get tipped $$ by singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for an old lady and then sit down to enjoy free RM 95++ buffet at 5 star restaurant.



u come back to watch online movies-'spartacus' is bloody gory awesome (yes jave helped me unblock the damn gov ban) and feel oh so happy.
then when evening comes it feels like ur sitting in a microwave oven so u pop over to Gurney for aircon (only) 



and then take a dip at the fatty's condo pool. kicking screaming and making choo choo train noises while playing with the kids at the kids pool.



After screaming on the water slide u will feel kinda hungry n be treated to the BEST waffle ice cream (dark chocolate flavour -not sweet at all) @ Maxims tanjung bungah side.



 Nothing better but a home made facial from Bunny to soothe the skin, ease the mind and SLEEP again =)
Ah..life is good. I thank God for everything i have today..



*NEXT AIM: get a shot of myself in a bikini as to suite the title of my bloggie! ;) *sucking in tummy  and holding breath skills must be practiced starting from now..*

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Dirty politics


In malaysia there is much to complain about but what TOPS the complain list after snatch thefs, mat rempits, 3rd class mentality attitudes and *acism there is dirty politics. usually i dont give a hoot to politics cause its boring, irrelevant n messy but omg, open any newspaper n u will be flooded with accusations, lies and truckloads of bullshit from this party vs that party. 

Recently The Star headlines read "ITS ANWAR!!"
Please lah..who doesnt know *tar, *erita Harian and all local newspapers are OWNED by gov hence PRO goverment n cannot write anything bad againts it. even poor reporters (my fren included) have to change story to make the gov sound flowery n god-like. sorta like brainwashing the poor dumb good citizens of msia.

Joke of the year that beats any clown show is - 


U think anybody let alone such a famous politician like A would be walking around in his towel with a prostitute WITH another man in the same room just laughing n blowing his nose for the public to see. A man who climbed so high up to thru the devilicious ways of politics in msia is THAT DUMB to let u take his video and rub his own face in the mud. Whoever is behind it (ahem, its obvious who else) has stooped to the lowest level of dirty politics. Whatever crap the G is doing to win elections is an insult to our intelligence (they think we're naive primary sch monkeys) , a mockery to the principles this good nation was built upon and a TOTAL waste of our sweat n blood of taxpayers money.

i Quote the best liner from Patrick Teoh's blog:

It is not their fault. The American experts dah confirm da. After all, they made Avatar so they must know kan? Tun pun da cakap dulu.

Datuk T:                       So okay. You are very sure that the video is genuine kan? 

American Expert:          Yes, we have done our extensive investigations and all sorts of tests and we can safely say that the video is genuine and it has not been tampered in any way. Or has any computer generated images added or enhancements done to it. Although I would suggest you use a better quality video cam the next time you want to make a porn movie.

Datuk T:                      So the fler in the video is Anwar Ibrahim?

American Expert:        Who? What are you talking about?

Datuk T:                      The fler who fucked the prostitute in the video tu. He is Anwar Ibrahim kan?

American Expert:        We don't know who the fuck this Ann Woa is and we don't fucking care. Just hand over the money. We got appointments with the guys from Sudan next. Ok? Thank you.

Datuk T:                     Ni okay juga bro. Suruh Star menulis headline macam ni, "It is Anwar". Ha! Semua pakcik, makcik kampung mesti percahaya dan kita akan menang! Kao tim! Phwaaar! Besssss ni bro. Jom gi shopping dulu.

American Expert:       Errr...I think you forgot one little detail?

Datuk T:                    Apa tu? What is that?

American Expert:       (rubbing thumb and fingers together...)

Datuk T:                   Oh! Sorry ah. Oi! Thamby mana Australian briefcase Taib tu? Bagi la dia.

American Expert:      Thank you. Now fuck off. And close the door behind you. Please.




Eh Elo, People are dying of diesease and hunger, babies are abandoned by their parents, children denied of education, petty crime on the rise,  poor ppl trampled by inflation and THIS shit is what the gov cares about. "Raykat diutamakan" my stinking foot! Wait till our petroleum runs out  (which is already happening) then u see what will happen to our nation.

 I can only pray the next elections ppl will put their frustrations into wise votes..if not the country is going to the dogs..like seriously into the pig stys of hell..

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Ind Vs WI: Dhoni Slams Poor Umpiring In First Test

Indian skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni on Thursday flayed poor umpiring in the first Test against the West Indies after beating them by 63 runs at Sabina Park in Jamaica.

Dhoni said, "The match would have ended even earlier had correct decisions been made and we would have been in the hotel much earlier."

As many as three Indian batsmen -- Dhoni (16), Virat Kohli (15) and Suresh Raina (27) -- fell to dubious decisions which could have gone the visitors' way.

Kohli was the first one to be declared out following a debatable decision by English umpire Ian Gould in India's second innings. Then Raina was given out off Devendra Bishoo while attempting a sweep shot. However replays showed there was no glove or bat involved. Dhoni was also unlucky as he fell to a no ball delivery.

These umpiring decisions might open the debate over the use of umpire decision review system (UDRS) again, which the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has opposed.

The BCCI has been opposing the UDRS and has refused its usage in the upcoming Test series in England.

Saina Nehwal In Indonesia Open Finals

Defending champion Saina Nehwal inched closer to a third successive Indonesian Open Super Series badminton title after advancing to the finals with a three-game triumph over Chinese Taipei's Shao Chieh Cheng in Jakarta on Saturday.

The fourth-seeded Indian won 21-14 14-21 21-17 in a 45-minute battle against giant-killer Cheng, who had created quite a flutter by upstaging top seed Shixian Wang and seventh seed Xin Liu earlier in the tournament.

The opening game was fought on even keel before Saina reeled off seven successive points to nose ahead.

The 21-year-old Indian lost the momentum in the second game as Cheng drew level with more net winners than Saina's.

The third game was a closer affair but Cheng didn't have a reply to Saina's 11 smash winners, which sealed the game and the match for her.

Lopez Upsets Roddick At Wimbledon

Rank outsider Feliciano Lopez of Spain buried eighth seed Andy Roddick under a hailstorm of aces as he won 7-6 (7/ 2), 7-6 (7/ 2), 6-4 to enter the fourth round at The Championships on Friday.

At a time when millions of dollars spent on the sport by the United States Tennis Association are yielding no results, Roddick was a big hope for the Americans.

But the way Lopez, who had lost seven times in a row before this to Roddick, cranked up his serve and won a pair of tie-breakers was proof he was going to do the damage.

That it happened as early as the third round at Wimbledon will rankle Roddick as he was never able to generate the pace and settle into a rhythm.

Watching left-handed Lopez in action was a delight, though had this been the Wimbledon of yesteryears, with the ball zipping off the surface and staying low, the Spaniard would have found it tough.

For Roddick, this was the 11th straight appearance at this venue, and there was more hype than hope of him doing well.

At a time when the top four in men's section fancy their chances of winning the title, Roddick had to do something big this fortnight.

Having lost three finals to Roger Federer at Wimbledon, Roddick will remain one of the enigmas who couldn't seal a title here.

His aggression was muffled on this day as the bearded Lopez, sporting a white headband and tied ponytail, could play the big shots when he needed them most. Proof of it was the two tie- breaks where Roddick came short.

Apart from the 28 aces which Lopez rifled in, he kept the unforced errors to a miserly seven. The angles he conjured up from the backcourt and midcourt added to his repertoire.

"It's definitely a great win for me. I had never beaten him before, so this is important for me as it comes at Wimbledon," said Lopez.

"I played a tough match against Roddick at Queen's where I lost in the third round. He managed to do something there."

So at what stage did Lopez think he would win?

" Even at two sets to love, I knew Andy was going to be there. I finally realised I had won when I shook hands with Andy. I knew I had won," added the modest Lopez.

"I had a couple of good years before this at Wimbledon but this is unbelievable. When I came into the locker room, my coaches told me I played solid and otherwise I wouldn't have won two tiebreaks," said Lopez.

"For my game, this grass suits well. Everything was working for me today. And to win the first set was important. It was an unbelievable match," he summed up.

Roddick was gracious in defeat.

"He played well and served well. He mixed up his serves well."

In the ladies' section, the big casualty was No. 2 seed Vera Zvonareva, who went down 2- 6, 3- 6 to 32nd seed Tsvetana Pironkova of Bulgaria.

Top seed Caroline Wozniacki needed to tighten her game in the closing stages to defeat Frenchwoman Virginie Razzano 6-1, 6-3 to enter the third round on Court 2.

Razzano, who defeated Sania Mirza in the first round, produces some good tennis towards the end but it did not suffice.

After the match, Wozniacki stirred up the debate over who plays on the bigger courts.

"I think I deserve to play on one of the bigger courts. Obviously, everyone wants to play in there. It's up to the tournament to decide where we're going to play," she said.

Asked how it felt to play on grass, Wozniacki said: " I think I'm playing well on grass. You know, I'm serving well. I'm moving well. I move the ball around well."

For Venus Williams, it was a stroll in the park as she defeated Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez 6-0, 6-2 to enter the fourth round.

Meanwhile, Maria Sharapova recovered from a poor start to defeat local favourite Laura Robson 7-6 (7/4), 6-3.

With Laura serving big early on and throwing her racquet freely, Sharapova was feeling the heat.

But as the fifth seed in the tournament, she knew what it takes to come out of a tight situation.

"I felt I really started slow and she was much more aggressive than me. I really didn't have too many looks on her second serve," said Sharapova.

GOOD DAY FOR INDIA

Friday also saw Indian doubles pairs shine. Third seeds Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi advanced after a 6-7 (7), 6-4, 6-4 victory over Croats Ivan Dodig and Lovro Zovko.

Somdev Devvarman and Japan's Kei Nishikori beat Rainer Schuettler and Alexander Waske 6-7(3), 6-3, 6-2.

In women's doubles, fourth seeds Sania Mirza and Russia's Elena Vesnina beat Renata Voracova of the Czech Republic and Kazakh Galina Voskoboeva 6-3, 5-7, 6-4.

Anna Hazare May Agree To Keep PM Out Of Lokpal Ambit

Anna Hazare on Saturday hinted that his team would not be averse to keeping the Prime Minister outside the purview of the Lokpal while in office.

He said: "The government wanted the PM to be kept out of the ambit of the Lokpal while he is in power, so we discussed this. However, we are not ready to give such provision for (IAS) officers. There are some issues like this we are not ready to negotiate on." The social activist, however, wondered why there was hesitation on bringing the PM under the Lokpal's purview if he has not done anything wrong. "Why are you (the PM) afraid if you have not done anything wrong? If he says he is willing to bring himself under the Lokpal's ambit, it will set an example for others," the social activist said in an interview to a regional channel here.

Giving an indication of a climbdown from his stand, Hazare said, "We are willing to take two steps back if they (government) accept our main demands. We want a compromise. Going on a fast is the last step, but (Congress president) Sonia Gandhi and (Prime Minister) Manmohan Singh are silent," Hazare said, accusing the two of not taking a stand on the Bill.

He, however, stressed that they are trying to meet Sonia to "ascertain" her views regarding the Bill. "We have sought an appointment with her. We have been told that we would be given an appointment in a few days. We are also looking to consult the Opposition and other party leaders," he added.

Taking questions from channel viewers who asked about the effectiveness of the Lokpal, Hazare said 60 to 70 per cent of the corruption in the country would end if their version of the Bill came into effect.

Hazare further denied charges that the Lokpal will be like a parallel government. "It will function just like the Election Commission. It would be an independent body, but will not function like a parallel government," he said and stressed that provisions of the Bill were within the limits of democracy.

He claimed that the government is opposing the Bill because it is afraid it would lose its powers "They have got habituated to behave the way they have done in the last seven years," Hazare said, referring to the UPA government's seven years in office.

The civil society will soon be printing booklets on the Lokpal Bill and take the movement across the country, he said and exhorted people to come forward to ensure that the legislation is enacted.

"I termed our movement a second freedom struggle, because though the British have left the country, the problems of loot and terrorism still plague our country. People should come out and be prepared to go to jail or get beaten with lathis for this cause. We should be like Bhagat Singh and should not waver," he said.

The social activist refuted allegations that he was working as a front for the RSS. "I have never ever felt the need to go to any party. Our members are not affiliated to any political party," he added.

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