Veggie tales from Sban

this is the last week i'll be home doing all the domesticated housewife stuff..

The thought of returning to hectic uni life is quite depressing. i can’t sleep well at night. and sleeping is my greatest strength, my greatest hobby and pleasure.

I shudder at the thought of going back for i can foresee:

• late nights sleeping, early morning awakenings to my irritating shit alarm
• ugly pimples and dark eye rings taking their throne on my face
• tons of nonsensical reading from textbooks thicker than my pillow
  
  
• attending super brain degrading boring lectures
• hot sweaty, sticky n dusty walks from uni to new house
• oily food ta-paos and stuffing rubbish into my already packed full body
• going penny-less 4 having to pay for all my purchases: bills, food, clothes, photostatting, fees, the list goes on..
  
  
• being immobile(car-less)
• Having to practically sweat my ass off every breathing moment
• my face ballooning into a Doraemon impersonator

so here are the few things i tried to make before departure to hell-island (penang is awfully HOT):

a little food art i did in the kitchen

boiling lotus root soup

chocolate flavored dadih!

fishball soup

yummy sweet rambutans! nice to eat damn hard to peel

vegetarian kueh teow soup

so, boo hoo poor me..why the heck am i still complaining after 2 freakin years of surviving?

think positive thoughts, deep breathing..AHH..

*chant mantra, i love uni, i love usm, i love exams, i love the heat, i love to sweat, i love to grow fatty fatty bum bum, i love to be away from home...* (the chanting aint working, will try new method tomorrow)

there are actually a few good things i look forward to : freedom, uni frens, social life, CG members and tons of cheap food. thats all. the cons kinda outweigh the pros eh? nah, i'm just too shallow. wait till working life sets in Sandra, then u'll be damn grateful ur still studying... haih..

a little sneak into the past

its funny how life turns out.
when i was little i dreamt and hoped for so many wonderful glorious bright and beautiful things to happen when i was old enough to get em.

now that i'm all grown up, all those dreams seem to disintegrate and vaporize into thin air.
wat foolish hopeful things i had back then.

anyways, this is a pic of my good old fren getting married next month. haha, more precisely its my ex-bf back in high sch.

ppl change, ppl grow up and my childish dreams are so irrelevant.
i'm happy for him.
i'm wondering when is it my turn?
its ok, i'll wait and savour the moment first =)

CONGRATS to LEONG YEW and ASHLEY!

More funnies!

this are what friends are for! they support ur back!!(literally)

worst pothole in the world. still cant beat Malaysian potholes tho..

this is what happens to kung fu-rip-my- pants dude

little dog says "i'm ur best dental hygienist, let me see that cavity there"

titanic moment totally ruined!

tennis for sissys..and who won the tournament is a mystery

dont ever feed ur DOG with protein shakes..its pretty dangerous!

YIKES! screams of horror out from the horses mouth!

begging with style!

training ground for baby bullies

MR mario moustche

u think ur wife nags? it happens in the animal kingdom too!

this is what happens when u live too long with ur dog. u begin to look like em

best way to watch porn at work!

best way to obtain "markah kesian" from ur teacher

so this is how hot dogs idea came from..

worst valentine cards u can ever send

ass grabbing towels

this is the grinch who stole christmas

golf streaker with a "hole-in one"

dont waste water, just recycle!

HAHA HUHU HIHI HOHO HEHE!!

Gerhana Hidup

Hari semakin tua, matahari menghilang depan mataku,
ku rasakan hidupku ini dipenuhi gerhana,
sepanjang meniti alunan hidup aku sesat,
alangkah manis jika hanya satu mimpi,
dalam kegelapan aku mengeluh sepi.

Hatiku amat pilu,
takdir yang berlalu bagaikan sembilu merentas tangkai jantungku,
aku tidak terdaya melawan,
Keletihan menguasai dan mengigit setiap urat saraf.

Mengapa penderitaan ini tidak berakhir?
Hanya tangisan teman duka lara,
Seandainya hidup bagai bunga mekar penuh keabadian,
aku akan mengejar kesuburan itu,
sayangnya usaha mencapai keabadian itu igaun dan sia sia belaka,
kesepian terus bermaharajalela...

Dalam kebodohan aku mencuba menegakkan benang yang basah,
kenangan yang manis dan pahit dari sejarah silam kini melemaskan nafasku,
nadiku semakin lemah,
kekesalan, penghinaan, keperitan sebak di dadaku.

Apakah itu pengorbanan?
Apakah itu erti kasih sayang dan cinta sejati?
Apakah maksud harapan?
semuanya bagai boneka, satu gurauan dalam hidupku.

Kelaziman kenangan silau mengekoriku,
menghantui sanubariku,
aku terperangkap dalam sangkar penderaan minda sendiri,
dari waktu ke waktu aku mencuba melarikan diri,
Akhirnya aku kalah, akan aku lepaskan semua.

Beritahu aku, nasihatilah aku,
Apakah itu rahsia kebahagian?
Mengapa ada yang memilikinya dan membiarkannya hilang dari gengaman?
keinginan mengetahui dan menyentuh rahsia itu kuat menerjah fikiranku,
Di luar sana, aku masih bermimpi,
dan hujan masih menggila..

Check out the housewife material.

Guess what?

Of all the ppl in the world i never knew i could fall in love with repetitive cycle of housework.

in short, i cook (little), bake cookies,clean(dusting&sweeping), do laundry, send my bros tuition & sch, do dishes, go market, run errands, pay bills and a little gardening.

oh man..never knew my holls would end this way.
its turning me into a "see lai lai"

but the weird thing is, i prefer to stay at home (rather than go mamak or socialize) and get the satisfaction of cleanliness, order and neatness. some bug virus thing is taking over my system..this is so not the Sandra u guys know.

last on the list i need to conquer now is to learn how to sew. yucks. the idea of needle and tread is making me nausea. but i will conquer my fear!!- this is all my fault for never listening in KH rumahtangga classes back in sch. (gonna start with how to fix a blardy button on my shirt)

i hate doing laundry the most! tiresome and heavy and never ending!

you would be amazed at the amount of dynamo we use daily. blame it on my smelly bros with their stinking shirts n socks!

i enjoy sweeping and dusting and rearranging furniture!!

my sinus problem has magically cured itself since i made frens with dust!

i can drive real fast(when its super late 4 classes, tuition, appointments and shopping trips) and multitask in the car. answering phone calls and yelling at my bros at the back. all women are born to multitask! its dangerous yet safe ;P

i wish i could whip up a meal like the picture on the left but end up with funny things like the bottom.








and to think that the FIRST time i cooked soup i went blogging and the whole thing got dried up and turned charred black(beyond saving). i scrubbed the pot with all my might and begged for forgiveness from my mom kerana membunuh her ingredients and pot. who knew cooking would be such a fuss?
to me, cooking is a whole new thing i discovered and cuba main main by myself. i'm terrified when the oil "pops" on my skin. fish and tauhu love to "pop" like popcorn. shit painful and scarry wei. i still suck at it but i aint giving up. when the tummy is hungry, there is a will there is a way babeh =) wish me luck on my other "masak masak" expeditions!

thinking abt the holidays and the funny things i did and experienced . it wasn't 2 months down the drain lah.
very pleased with myself to have learnt many useful skills in the repertoire of self sufficiency!

more tickles and laughter!

i found more funny pics so sit back and enjoy!!

so thats where the idea came from! (earliest version)

shocked to see the chipmunk smacking the jogger!

PEEK A BOO!! i see u

and she wonders where her precious puppy went?

in bad economic times...crash and jump

monkey says: ur an A**hole

this is what happens when u live too long with a body builder. u tend to look alike!

never leave ur kid unattended in the toilet. see what mess they get into!

yo, dont lick me bro!

crime PAYS. and its a hefty one

its a bad bad flying hair day!

asian way of carpool, nono bikepool

designer's idea of drawing the perfect bed to suit each personality

his song is: "u can call me on a monday,a tuesday, a wednesday but never on sunday.."

so this is how push up bras work for women..OHH how very educational

u never want ur dog to fetch the toilet paper. EVER

that is how KFC's chicken breast meat is bigger than all the other parts!

talk about violence. its spread out in 1 board! the owner means it!!

guinea pig's ONE NIGHT stand

his dad was a hero naming him after superheroes!

heheheheehehe.......