farnies 4 Christmas

HOHOHO!! FARNIES are back!!

JINGLE JINGLE~
merry Christmas!

here are a few jokes i pulled together to put a smile on ur face this sunny bright Christmas (here in Msia!)

What do elves learn in school?



the elf-abet


What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?


the Christmas alphabet has No L {Noel}


What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?


silent night


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?


so he can hoe hoe hoe


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?


frosted flakes


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


frostbite


What kind of bird can write?


a pen-guin


What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?


I'll have a boo Christmas without you
 
 

 

  snowman reproduction?

 

 

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in.



The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is allowed entry to Heaven.


The second man offers a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier that evening. He too is allowed entry to Heaven.


The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties.


Confused at the man's gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do panties represent Christmas?"


The man replies, "Oh, they're Carol's."
 
 

the effects of snowman smoking!

santa with a flat tire!

 

 rudolph farts!

 

 

 naughty santa!!

try to be naughty with santa and see what happens lah..

the lil kitty's wish for christmas is to get rid of the doggie!

haha, try to laugh at the red nose again lah.. he had the last laugh

poor Santa charged in court for something so innocent

whopps! Santa in a bad ass situation

the classic joke!!

the horny reindeer!

my all time favourite that rhymes with msia's current wifi ad " SUDAH POTONG KAH?" ;P