Monday, April 19, 2010

the smell of exam death.


did i mention i HATE exams?
oh, u hate them too?
kesian u, kesian me, kesian both of us loh..
the WORST part is WAITING for exams to come..the agony of studying and the anguish of waiting for that dreaded moment.

once seated in the exam hall, suddenly its all ok.
if u know how to write just write like a mad person fighting time. if dunno wat shit the question is asking then crap and lie naturally like eating rice and drinking water. 

for those who cant crap there are 3 options.
option 1, seduce the lecturer and make him give u an A no matter wat
option 2, dont give a damn and pass up a shinning white answer booklet to the examiner proud of ur brain capacity.
option 3, cry like shit and kill urself.

hahaha..dont try any of these at home.
getting very stress about the waiting part.
hate it very much. very constipated now (literally and metaphorically)



20, 26,27,28 April and 5 May. these are the CURSE DATES.

pray for me.please?  i need tons of it =)

in these bad times of emotional turmoil i need my comforting mummy whom i made look like "LAO FU ZE" comic strip. HAHAHAHAHAA 

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