Monday, January 25, 2010

hotness.anger.sickness



(this is how i feel right now. a crab being BOILED ALIVE IN A HOT POT!)


living in penang in times like these..
in weather so hot and merry,
the sun's eye is EVIL.
its like this big yellow eggyoke thing suspended in the sky radiating UV rays that are out to kill me ...its like robbing in broad daylight but this is killing in broad daylight. u get it?

Mr. Sun is looking down like a karaoke stage spotlight on this little island called Penang
then he uses a magnifiying glass to pin point n focus in on  Sandra cheah and her houzzies living in their small shabby house @ Sg2..
my housemates and i wanna protest back at mr.Sun for his tyrant psyco torturous rays.

he thinks shinning down tons of sunlight n radiating heat is good for us to grow big and healthy like plants.
probably he just likes to show off his strong eyes n hot fart! i can imagine the evil laugh thundering in the skies above.

we are voting for Mr. Cloudy rain and Mr. Cold wind to come kill him.
thats my glorious speech from my ulcer laden mouth with sore throat.
Sekian, terima kasih =)

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