Knock Knock Jokes

in clowning children seem to LOVE Oh LOVE knock knock jokes ( the english educated ones- easier to catch)

so i complied a few good ones and at the end i'll tell u one epic one they like to tell me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

 Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock knock jokes only apply to lame ppl so if ur not laughing or dont find it funny, ur not lame enough!!

i personally laughed at this one when i was clowning and they(5 year olds) had more lame jokes than i did 

( apparently i retold the joke at other parties n they loved it they were rolling on the grass) :---

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

COW...

COW WHO?

COWS DONT WHO, THEY SAY MOOOOO!!!