Funny teacher notes

Good morning dear readers!

creampuff the clown is going all out to work today!!

I cant stop laughing at how funny the specs reminds me of some english sch teacher.

backbone problem kinda recovered so we're gonna seize the day n before we go out to make kids happy let us share some funny teacher notes with u guys!! :P

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Report card notes from teachers:
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village some where of an 'idiot'.
5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child, beat out 1,000,000 others
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.

Next time copy the answers on the right number!! Cheaters never win!

there was 1 teacher in canada who attached McD application forms to her students who were failing badly

The panda will cry if i get a bad grade.
boo hoo- cheer him up by studying for the final

giraffe drawing got a plus 1

Meme-d by the teacher

A: give the man a bonus point or the stickman gets it!
B: please do as he says
Teacher: I dont negotiate with terrorists 

Ss: i drew a lion
Teacher: me too

ss: I couldnt do this problem because an elephant was blocking it
Teacher: elephant have tails

how can you mispell an answer i wrote down for you?

in the physics exam. place the pirates in the can

maths also fail

I quit! i will have a stroke if i keep reading! hahahaha

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY PEPZ!!!